Let’s be real for a second. If you are trying to 100% Machine Party in public lobbies, you are basically just torturing yourself.
This chaotic mini game collection has 15 different achievements to snag. While a few of them will pop naturally just by playing, others demand absolute precision, ridiculous timing, or a group of buddies willing to stand completely still while you shoot them in the head. Grab a few friends, fire up a private voice chat, launch a custom lobby, and let’s cheese this list.
HOW TO UNLOCK EVERY MACHINE PARTY ACHIEVEMENT
1. Quick Draw (Gun Factory) Want to knock this out fast? Have your buddy grab a gun, you grab a gun, and just blast them. Doing this in a custom match removes all the random variables and takes exactly five seconds.
2. Golden Headshot (Duck Hunt) Tell your friend to stand out in the open like a literal sitting duck. Line up your sights, hold your breath, and pop them right in the dome. One clean headshot is all it takes to trigger the unlock.
3. My Hole, My Rules (Tunnel Trouble) This one is all about outlasting the chaos. You need to claim the very last safe corner on the map. Just coordinate with your crew to survive until the safe zones shrink down to nothing, then mercilessly rush that final spot.
4. Dodge This (Bone Crusher) Total heart attack territory right here. You need to escape the device with less than a single second left on the clock. It is essentially a lethal game of hot potato. Stand next to a friend, pass the device back and forth, and pray you bail out at zero point something seconds. It relies heavily on luck, so just keep running it back.
5. Take That (Debris Platform) Time to ruin someone’s day. Grab a heavy crate and chuck it directly at another player to knock them off the platform. This is exponentially easier when your target is a compliant friend standing right on the edge of the abyss.
6. Daily Grind (Artificial Selection) You need a flawless run. 100% accuracy. Tell your squad to stop goofing off and stand completely still so they don’t visually distract you. Pick the correct options methodically and don’t misclick.
7. Mind the Gap (Footing) No fancy tricks for this one just try not to die. Stick to areas that still have a solid cluster of floor tiles. Avoid making flashy, risky jumps. Just survive by playing it safe until there are exactly 10 tiles left on the board.
8. Escalator Master (Reverse Locomotion) Easily the most frustrating challenge on the list if your group lacks coordination. You have to hit 50 consecutive steps in perfect rhythm. Have one person act as the metronome, literally calling out the beat over your mics. Don’t rush ahead. If one person breaks rhythm and falls, it usually messes up the timing for the whole group.
9. Standard Testing Procedure (The Insider) Speed is everything. Dig through the cabinets until you uncover the syringe. The exact millisecond you pick it up, jam it into the nearest player. You literally only have three seconds to infect someone, so make sure your friends are hovering right over your shoulder before you start looting.
10. Big Brain (Carving Trial) You have to survive until the game asks you to remove the absolute maximum number of cubes. Honestly? Just cheat a little bit. Whip out your phone, snap a quick picture of the layout, and use it as a reference monitor to get through the final puzzle stage.
11. Glutton (Table Manners) Clear the whole table in under 20 seconds. Tell your friends to back off completely and let you vacuum up the food. Keep mashing the eat button even if things get chaotic in the final countdown.
12. Run! (Minefield) You need to cross the finish line without ever pulling out your detector. How? Make your buddy do the dirty work. Have them actively scan the floor and walk a few steps ahead of you, while you just casually follow their exact footsteps to safety.
13. I Want It All (Forklift Certification) You need four crates sitting in your personal storage zone. Doing this solo is a massive headache. In a custom game, just have three friends carry crates directly to your area while you grab the fourth. Boom, done in a single round.
14. Can It Grind? (Deadly Rebound) You have to feed 15 players to the buzzsaw. Since it tracks cumulatively, just line up your friends near the hazard and violently shove them in. Rinse and repeat over a few rounds until the achievement pops.
15. Smoke ‘Em Out (Smoke Break) Smoke 20 cigarettes total. This tracks across multiple games, so just puff away as fast as the game lets you every single time this mini game rolls around. Keep at it until the timer hits zero.
THE ULTIMATE 100% COMPLETION STRATEGY
Seriously, do not overcomplicate this. Lock down a private lobby and take turns knocking out the specific requirements for each person in your group. The RNG heavy mini games might take a few resets, but brute forcing them in a controlled environment is wildly faster than dealing with randoms online. Keep this list open on your second monitor so you aren’t wasting time guessing what the game actually wants from you.