Standard motorcycle racing games have gotten ridiculously boring. You usually just hold down the gas, lean into a few corners, and cross the finish line without a second thought. It practically puts you right to sleep.

If you want an experience that completely derails the traditional racing formula and leans into pure, unadulterated chaos, Racing Smash 3D is an absolute fever dream of an arcade game.

WEAPONIZED ROAD RAGE

Forget about just trying to outmaneuver the competition. In this game, you are actively encouraged to physically assault anyone foolish enough to try and pass you.

You can aggressively kick other riders off their bikes or take a massive swing at their helmets with a baseball bat as you fly by. But the weapon roster gets incredibly weird, incredibly fast. We are talking about slapping people with giant frying pans, summoning Thor’s Hammer, swinging a mythical Gold Hoop, or just pulling out heavy firearms. It is basically a high speed brawler. The satisfaction of aggressively knocking your rivals off the track is deeply addictive.

WHEELLESS BIKES AND UNPREDICTABLE TRAFFIC

Your garage isn’t exactly normal, either.

Why ride a standard sportbike when you can literally roll up to the starting line on a unicycle? Want to get even weirder? You can jump on a futuristic motorcycle that completely ditches the concept of wheels.

Once you actually hit the asphalt, the environments are packed with heavy hazards. You will be tearing through massive metropolises, coastal beaches, and rugged wilderness tracks while desperately dodging clueless pedestrians, heavy trucks, and reckless taxis. The traffic doesn’t care that you are in a race.

DRAG RACING AGAINST A LITERAL AIRPLANE

Just when you think you have a handle on the madness, the game throws a massive curveball.

You will actually find yourself desperately pinning the throttle to outrun a low flying airplane right above the track. It makes absolutely zero logical sense, and that is exactly why it is so incredibly fun. It is the perfect, stress relieving distraction when you just want to shut your brain off, grab a ridiculous weapon, and smash your way through the pack.

Stop playing boring, hyper realistic track simulators. Grab a heavy frying pan, jump on your unicycle, and go cause an absolute traffic jam.